Sunday, June 3, 2018

Road Cruising: A Night Hunting Snakes

Late afternoon we drove out of the city and into the countryside, way out into the lands of scattered pastures and woods.

The first snake we saw was a crushed mole king, and when D. swerved the car to do a turn around after he'd identified the snake and cursed that he had had to see it dead, the shoulder of the road gave way under his front tire, and we found ourselves stuck in mud.  D. went round to the back of the car and searched out an old half of broken skateboard and shoved it under the spinning tire, but it wasn't much help.  Rain had soaked the ground well the previous day and the mud swallowed the flimsy wood.  Lucky for us, a guy with no shoes and a dog in the back of his car pulled over and anchored a cord between his car an ours, knowing just the place to fit the anchor because he "did this stuff all the time."  The cord broke away on the first tug, and our car slung back even further into the muck, but after re-affixing the cord and giving one more focused lunge, mud spraying over the hood and windshield, we were back on the road. D. thanked the guy and gave him a fiver and a mini bottle of gin (!), and we headed to wash off the mud and fill up the tank, using both of the neighboring available gas stations to get this task accomplished.



While it was still daylight, we drove into the woods and parked the car safely on an asphalt turn-out and followed a hiking trail for a ways, and then went off the trail for awhile too. D. took pictures of his previous finds from two days earlier--a milk snake and a scarlet snake--while I roamed around turning logs and poking through brush hoping to spy something interesting.  The air was thick with humidity and runnels of sweat poured down my face and neck.  No breeze blew.


The photo shoot accomplished, we began to ramble the road, taunted by a dead hognose snake, and meeting a fellow herper on the way.  D. put a little rubber snake in the road as a winking joke for the others to find. Twice we stopped and I jumped out to rescue box turtles on their slow passage across the pavement. We saw no snakes as the sun sank, but I enjoyed the golden hour across the silos, barns, and pastures of cows and goats. Once a pea-hen in the road scrambled awkwardly back behind her fence, though D. believed it was a turkey.


As darkness fell, although I did not learn the route, I was aware that it was circuitous and began to recognize the landmarks we passed--like someone's shoes in the road, or the dead fox at the side, or the mailbox I mistook for a deer. And we did see deer, and frogs, and toads, and spiders with glowing eyes, and creepy crawling cave crickets, and an armadillo (or maybe a raccoon), and white cats, and a mouse, and one thin live snake which was quick on the crawl and slipped into the green at the verge and disappeared.

Music played loud and constant and varied and we drove with the windows down. Frogs croaked. My sweat cooled to a clammy almost chill. Damp mists hovered over the land. D. rubbed cinnamon scented balm over his shoulders and back which were tense from the way he gripped the steering wheel and leaned forward to scour the road.  From time to time we passed a fellow friend who frustrated us with counts of sighting ten or eight snakes, or of two snakes sighted just after we last passed. D. began to lament his joke rubber snake, saying it had brought him bad luck.



Near midnight, we all met up on a bridge, and everyone compared notes and looked at the collected snakes and spent time taking photos.  Many more snakes had been sighted than collected--big rat snakes for example were considered too common and uninteresting to collect, and had merely been photoed in situ. Copperheads, being venomous, of course, were not collected. A few common little snakes had been picked up just for my sake--a little rat snake, a garter snake--so I could see them, which was thoughtful. (The garter snake unhinged his jaw so that he could keep his teeth attached to my knuckles, which wasn't very friendly.) Some snakes were in bags or old socks, and some had to stay separate from others because they are snake eaters, and one was freshly dead, but held anyway so everyone could get a look at him. The sky was full of stars and the moon was behind the hills so it was very, very black.  Occasionally, a truck or two would pass and I wondered if they wondered what we were doing.


Can you count 5 different snakes?





And then it was time to head home, but first everyone went off to return any snakes they had picked up to be photographed back to where they came from, which everyone (except me of course!) surprisingly could identify. In fact, some of the people talked about getting the same snake from the same location two years in a row.  We retrieved the little rubber snake from his bad luck inducing spot on the pavement (ironically, he remained unspotted by anyone) and chucked him back to his place on the dashboard. And as we drove the roads one more time, we passed a dead milk snake, and a dead king snake still twitching from being hit by a car who had just passed us with its lights on too bright.  Maybe if we had been a little quicker identifying the dead milk snake we could have got him before he was hit. What are the rules of fate? Someone sent a text that he had spotted a bobcat.

The road home ribboned out in front of us and turned into a highway and we talked about the gods and the random rules and lore of snake hunting. 



3 comments:

  1. Red touches yellow, kill a fellow.
    Red touches black, friend of Jack. Or do I have that backwards?
    If I see a striped snake or any other color, I will run away very fast!

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  3. Wow, I had no idea people did this! How sad that so many snakes got hit by cars. (I hate the way we as a species go roaring across the countryside killing whatever is in our path.)

    You are braver than I am. I've gotten over my fear of spiders, but snakes still make me uncomfortable. I don't think I could handle one.

    Very evocative writing!

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